Your Thirties Letterpress Card

Everyone says that your thirties are better than your twenties. And worse hangovers and inexplicable lower back pain aside, it's really true.

CARD TEXT:

YOUR THIRTIES

Pros:
+  Generally better at doing things - cooking, being a friend, etc.
+  Less angst about everything, like your looks and other people's opinions
+  Friends who are family
+  Sensible shoes
+  Knowing there's a lot you don't know - and being able to laugh when you mess it up
+  Been through some shit and come out a more empathetic person
+  Lots of low-key fun and still in bed by midnight
+  Real furniture
+  Overall smarter life decisions, like wearing sunscreen
+  More and better love - including for yourself

Cons:
+  Everything hurts
+  Generally more responsibility
+  Places are too loud
+  Hangovers are worse

Overall: Better than your twenties

Happy Birthday!

GOOD TO KNOW:

x  4.75" x 4.75" folded card
x  blank inside
x  letterpress printed on luxe soft white cardstock
x  paired with a recycled Kraft envelope
x  women- & AAPI-owned
x  printed by hand on an antique letterpress in Brooklyn, New York

please note: due to the printing process, which is done entirely by hand, there will be slight variations from print to print, ensuring each card is one-of-a-kind. like you.

postage: square envelopes require a $0.70 stamp.